The single best thing about coming out of the closet is that nobody can insult you by telling you what you’ve just told them- Rachel Maddow
So I’m watching the Ellen sitcom, and then all of a sudden: Emma Thomson playing herself as a lesbian.
LOL WHEN TONY FALLS OFF HIS CHAIR IT GETS ME EVERYTIME.
Portia: I tell you what happens with our lives. We have our anniversary of when we got together, then we have Christmas, her birthday, my birthday and then Valentine’s day and by the end of that whole thing, we are exhausted and broke.
Ellen: Do you know the sex of the child?
Tina: We decided we are going to wait. We’re going to find out… Never.
Tina: Not even after it’s born.
Ellen: Not even after it’s born?
Tina: I’m just going to see what it chooses to wear to prom.
Ellen: Give it time to figure it out. Good for you.