Greetings. Thank you for calling the Hogwarts Muggle Liaison Office. If you know your party’s extension, please enter it now, at any time. If you are the parent or guardian of a child currently attending Hogwarts, please press one now. If you are calling in regards to last week’s incident with the Giant Squid, press two now. If you are calling to check on the current status for tickets to any of the upcoming Quidditch matches, please press three now. For all other inquiries, please press four, or stay on the line and your call will be connected with a House Elf in the order it was received.